If that was your dad, he is hot
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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