i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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