What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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