I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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