hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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