Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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