chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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