brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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