my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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