Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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