he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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