Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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