thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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