And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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