I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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