That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My life is pants optional.
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