you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
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Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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