Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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