On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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