you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.