Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major