So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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