This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
