You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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