Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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