ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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