would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i out mim tonsoeep
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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