Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Everything about him screamed your future.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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