If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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