I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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