Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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