Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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