It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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