Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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