it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
