So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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