Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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