Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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