I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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