Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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