**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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