I'm really into asian looking animals
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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