she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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