i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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