What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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