I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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