I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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