yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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