...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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