moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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