chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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