A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The power of my boobs compel you
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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