There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Randomize
