Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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