can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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