using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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